Military humour

2/22/2023

You may soon see DoD banning the sale of bagels at any on base Dunkin Donuts (or other on base bagel provider) and of course the Commissary where bagels are sold.

For those who enjoy an everything bagel, give it up.

For those who enjoy a bagel, give it up because they are made and stored in close proximity to everything bagels were there is a risk of cross-contamination between bagel toppings.

In the meantime, DoD will be putting together a task force and seeking funding of approximately $2.5M to study the ability of the drug testing laboratories to increase the nanogram level for reporting a positive use of poppy seeds in golden flow products.

For why,

While enjoying a nonbagel breakfast ponder United States v. Pugh. Both Pugh and pumpkin bread have been recommended for breakfast by alert readers.

7 Comments

Beth Payton-O'Brien link

2/22/2023 18:15:20

And my poppy seed salad dressing, Polish poppy seed loaf, lemon poppy seed cookies, and Bobo's Lemon Poppy seed bars! Will the madness cease? DECA better clear out the 1000 items it carries containing poppy seeds!

Philip Cave link

2/22/2023 18:21:43

Thus depriviing non-military spouses of their access to such products as well.

Philip Cave link

2/22/2023 18:43:12

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/poppy-seeds-health-benefits#1.-Rich-in-nutrients-and-antioxidants

Tami Mitchell

2/22/2023 18:59:14

Following the way of hemp seeds, a legitimate food product.

Alan

2/23/2023 10:12:59

Poppy seeds in various foods is part of my Eastern European ethnic heritage. So do I need a poppy-seed waiver to celebrate and fully embrace my native culture?

Edward Lerner

2/24/2023 08:03:41

What is not funny is the time wasted on this endeavor

Tami Mitchell

2/24/2023 12:44:54

Neither is the money wasted "researching" something the rest of the country has known for at least 2 decades.

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